Who's afraid of the big bad Google? Some Australian publishers it seems. And anyone else who's selling links. If that's you, start boarding up the windows if you know what's good for you.
New high-tech credit cards with digital displays look like that solar calculator that you owned in 1982. But with more ability to increase your consumer debt!
Growth projections in Open Source Software by 2010 let both Open Source Developers AND proprietary software conglomerates sigh with relief. $22 billion looks different, after all, depending on where you're sitting. Of course, the figure is based on "analyst projections" which is a nice way for saying completely made up, but these pie charts make it look very official. mmm... pie.
Hey, do you guys remember MTV??? Did you know it still, like, exists and plays videos sometimes? Well, MTV is trying to beef up its online presence by creating a massive index of searchable song lyrics. So, if you ever wondered who it was who sang "Ba to the Ba da dang da dang ditty," just type it right in... assuming that's the correct spelling convention. We won't see this "innovation" until 2008, though, so in the meantime call your cable company and say... wait, just kidding. That era's over.




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